Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
it's like heaven, but drunker
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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