we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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