if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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