you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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