So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
