Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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