I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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