Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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