I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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