If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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