Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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