batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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