Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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