Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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