He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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