we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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