Got a toothbrush?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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