Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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