Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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