She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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