Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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