Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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