He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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