where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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