I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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