I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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