All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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