Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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