therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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