Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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