Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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