Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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