They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Will you blow on my dice?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Randomize
