You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
i out mim tonsoeep
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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