i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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