I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
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