Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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