i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
So many bounce houses so little time
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
is it fun? or sober?
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