i always forget guys have bellybuttons
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You made out with two different species that night
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Randomize