you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
