It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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