Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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