Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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