About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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