you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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