This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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