So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
oh god the rape fog is back!
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
My feet surprised me
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