just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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