so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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