Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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