I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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