Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
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