god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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